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The Guardian gives the whitest of white instructions of how to Dougie EVER.

1 Bend your legs slightly at the knees, and bounce lightly from one leg to the other.

2 Lean casually with your shoulders, put your arms out in front, and swing them gently from side to side, twisting your elbows like you’re turning a steering wheel.

3 Run your hands briskly through your hair, one after the other.

4 Apply your own variations. Lil’ Wil, for instance, often crimps the shoulders of his shirts.

4(a) Regular-sized Will does no such thing.

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    I just tried to do this and I felt extremely awkward. :( I’ll never learn how to dougie.
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    This made me laugh out loud.
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    “briskly” lol.
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    4(a) Regular-sized Will does no such thing.
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