Dear ESPN
Send a memo out to your idiot Thursday night color guys (or, better yet, go ahead and fire Jesse Palmer. Sure, until he gets another job, the hair gel companies will suffer, but he’s a brobdingnagian ass haberdasher) to stop calling Erin Andrews “EA.”
EA is Electronic Arts, makers of such glorious titles as Madden and NCAA Football.
Her first name is all of two sylables long. I think you can handle it.
Not technically old enough to be a curmudgeon, but I give it my best shot. Also, I hate pants. 
