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Above is my senior prom photo. Because my date cancelled the week before*. Luckily, with a week to go, you can bail on the limo you were splitting with friends, cancel your part of a dinner reservation, and cancel a tux rental. But you do regret not even trying to go your junior year, and maybe date a girl still in high school freshman year of college in hopes of making up for missing all your high school proms (and possibly try and date way too many sorority girls because you decided formals were “close enough.”) ______________ *(She went to her senior prom. With a 22-year old. Luckily by the time I was 22 I had no urge to go to proms. I mean she was 18, but still. You shouldn’t date high school girls when you’re old enough to be a college senior. Even you, Mark Sanchez.)

Above is my senior prom photo.

Because my date cancelled the week before*. Luckily, with a week to go, you can bail on the limo you were splitting with friends, cancel your part of a dinner reservation, and cancel a tux rental. But you do regret not even trying to go your junior year, and maybe date a girl still in high school freshman year of college in hopes of making up for missing all your high school proms (and possibly try and date way too many sorority girls because you decided formals were “close enough.”)

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*(She went to her senior prom. With a 22-year old. Luckily by the time I was 22 I had no urge to go to proms. I mean she was 18, but still. You shouldn’t date high school girls when you’re old enough to be a college senior. Even you, Mark Sanchez.)

High-res Notes: 7 2/2/12 — 7:52pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZdQ3byFoC3nO
 
  1. jron said: I remember a dear friend’s surprise at her much older boyfriend’s “immaturity.” Um, that’s why he’s dating YOU.
  2. womaninterrupted said: Oh god. Sad, sad story.
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