Not technically old enough to be a curmudgeon, but I give it my best shot. Also, I hate pants.
The blog to read if you want to read a-somewhat-immature early 30s white guy's views on (left-leaning) politics, UGA football, the Boston Red Sox, music, movies, TV shows, and books. Plus some less mature topics.
(Though if this thing is going to be a reality, who should get the role? What actress would best have the mix of comic timing and athleticism to pull it off?)