Don’t make me tell you again about the scootching!
You in the red, chop chop.
The only thing that could’ve made this better: if they got Walken instead of Jay Mohr’s really spot-on impression.
A Pitch
I was watching The Real World last night, a fact of which I am not ashamed, because TRW has given me some of my favorite moments in television (mostly early on, see: the Irene years, but still, I have hope). However, there is something untimely about a bunch of under-25-year-olds living in a Very Fancy apartment/hotel suite, paying street vendors $100 for mannequin heads (that happened this season), and not taking their jobs seriously. What I’d really like to see is seven strangers, all in their 30’s, picked to live in a modest (or kind of grungy) apartment, and have their lives taped.
How about we call it Losers. Imagine: instead of lithe young bodies lolling about on a velvet chaise, breathing I love you’s into the phone with a bored roll o’ the eyes, we’d see a kind of overweight dude nursing a 2 PM brew and sitting on a stool, throwing some nunchucks at a person he hasn’t seen since college in a Facebook ninja battle. Let’s put the real back in the world: I want to see the blonde girl, Amanda, trying to fix the air conditioning unit by herself and then getting so frustrated she punches it and inadvertently knocks a mouse trap onto the floor, which will later deploy on her housemate’s flip-flopped foot. I’m talking about unplanned pregnancy, people! I’m watching to see what happens when people stop being polite, and start paying bills!
I have the feeling it would end a lot like Lord of the Flies. But wouldn’t that be the pinnacle of reality tv, anyway?
Don’t forget exciting footage of them doodling during meaningless business meetings, and checking their Blackberry on the toilet because the boss needs an answer on who’s in for online mini-golf ASAP.
Don Coyote and Sancho Panda…
This is what’s going to take care of my brain today while I try and block everything else out and do some work on something that I actually care about.
I think this show was my first exposure to Quixote/Cervantes…
Subtle - “Midas Gus”
A different take on boastful rap…
meth:
I’m really sorry if I’ve been bragging a lot recently here on the ol’ tumblog, but I’m so proud and thrilled with my team and how well we performed this year. First hurdle of judging: CLEARED.
Also, we are “award winning” filmmakers now. Crazy.
Speak for yourself about this “now” stuff…(Woody Awards count right?)
Smells Like Money
I think it would be funny to open a strip club right next to a crab house so when people walked by they wouldn’t be sure if they were smelling the smell of an amazing crab house or a horrible horrible strip club. That moment of the decision would be great.
Also strippers after seafood is a pretty smart biz (short for business) plan.
Works Cited: Someone funnier than me.
Also, if they shared a parking lot there could be all kinds of misadventures when leaving customers recommend that arriving customers “try the crabs.”
WTF?: MySpace now a “digital ghetto” ?
(via lickystickypickyme)
“The fact that digital migration is revealing the same social patterns as urban white flight should send warning signals to all of us. It should scare the hell out of us.”
So when does the gentrification of Friendster start?
The economic crisis is like swine flu: everyone thought they could just pretend it was over.
Last winter, American Prospect published a dumb article with the dumb title “‘25 Random Things’ About the Stimulus Package.” (Following the Facebook craze.) Their second “random thing” was this:
It doesn’t really matter how big it is. Passage at any size was the win the White House needed.
And I wrote that this was only true if you were thinking politically, for 2010 or 2012, and not worried about actually saving the economy. Well, there was Biden yesterday, saying that the Administration didn’t realize how bad the economy really was when the too-small stimulus passed. But he also says it’s not time for another stimulus.
Hopefully, he’s just being strategic, and making others come out first so there’s a chorus of demand for the obviously-needed second stimulus.
But even if they get a second stimulus, it is very possibly too late to pull us up from disaster. The key of the stimulus was to inject money into the economy at the right time. Cut out of the bill, at the insistence of centrists (and there is no more useless political species than centrist Democrats), was aid to states to prevent massive cuts to services and important projects. This is money that was guaranteed to find its way right back into the economy, since state spending boosts employment, and since the services that now have to be cut were already up and running. But the conservatives and centrists in Congress insisted it be removed.
And now, the Obama Administration may not have the political strength to get a second stimulus through, and is more concerned about passing health care reform. (I said last year: forget health care reform for now. The economic crisis ate our health care reform, just face it.)
If they didn’t know the stimulus was too small at the time, they weren’t reading the paper. Here was Krugman four months ago:
So here’s the picture that scares me: It’s September 2009, the unemployment rate has passed 9 percent, and despite the early round of stimulus spending it’s still headed up. Mr. Obama finally concedes that a bigger stimulus is needed.
But he can’t get his new plan through Congress because approval for his economic policies has plummeted, partly because his policies are seen to have failed, partly because job-creation policies are conflated in the public mind with deeply unpopular bank bailouts. And as a result, the recession rages on, unchecked.
And here he was a month before that, in early February:
What do you call someone who eliminates hundreds of thousands of American jobs, deprives millions of adequate health care and nutrition, undermines schools, but offers a $15,000 bonus to affluent people who flip their houses?
A proud centrist. For that is what the senators who ended up calling the tune on the stimulus bill just accomplished.
Even if the original Obama plan — around $800 billion in stimulus, with a substantial fraction of that total given over to ineffective tax cuts — had been enacted, it wouldn’t have been enough to fill the looming hole in the U.S. economy, which the Congressional Budget Office estimates will amount to $2.9 trillion over the next three years.
Yet the centrists did their best to make the plan weaker and worse.
One of the best features of the original plan was aid to cash-strapped state governments, which would have provided a quick boost to the economy while preserving essential services. But the centrists insisted on a $40 billion cut in that spending.
The original plan also included badly needed spending on school construction; $16 billion of that spending was cut. It included aid to the unemployed, especially help in maintaining health care — cut. Food stamps — cut. All in all, more than $80 billion was cut from the plan, with the great bulk of those cuts falling on precisely the measures that would do the most to reduce the depth and pain of this slump.
So if Biden and Obama — who Krugman accused of watering down the stimulus in a misguided attempt to fulfill his pledges for bipartisanship — want to claim they had no idea what was happening, I am not inclined to let them off the hook. But far more blame belongs to the centrist Democrats, the same breed that killed the Clinton health care plan in 1992.
And progressive Beltway types like the American Prospect who thought that the stimulus was a win at any size show that they are just Beltway types like any other, obsessed with political scorekeeping rather than results during a time of crisis.

