Shorter Excerpts (From A Work In Progress)

If the beach weren’t 4.5 hours away, I’d be OK with making bacon on the beach too.

If the beach weren’t 4.5 hours away, I’d be OK with making bacon on the beach too.

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iamshizznasty:


I mean I do have a lotto ticket and that’d be a really great birthday present…but this is probably a close second on the wishlist.

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iamshizznasty:

I mean I do have a lotto ticket and that’d be a really great birthday present…but this is probably a close second on the wishlist.

(Source: delectatiomorosa)

“Once upon a time, monopoly and oligopoly were illegal in America. Our ancestors believed, correctly, that concentrated economic power was incompatible with democracy in all sorts of ways. Since the days of Ronald Reagan, however, every succeeding administration has chosen to enforce the antitrust laws only if the monopoly or oligopoly in question threatened to cause big price increases for consumers— and sometimes not even then. This has come to mean that nearly all mergers and takeovers are permitted, and that achieving monopoly has once again become the obvious strategic objective of every would-be business leader.”
Can The Democrats Win Back The House In November? Probably But It Would Take The Kind Of Bold Thinking And Bold Action They Fear (via azspot)

(via azspot)

party-wok:

sixohthree:

missworded:

Daaaaaaamn.


ugh

 Fuck this and fuck them. 

So…they’ll remove the racist comments, still take their money. Fuck them with something full of splinters and various nasty STDs.

party-wok:

sixohthree:

missworded:

Daaaaaaamn.

image

ugh

Fuck this and fuck them.

So…they’ll remove the racist comments, still take their money. Fuck them with something full of splinters and various nasty STDs.

So this is mid-30s…

Literally just spent over 5 minutes double checking what age I was 11, 10, and 9 years ago because I was legit unsure if I turned 34 or 35 today.

I also started drinking a few hours ago, but that was outside and it was really fucking hot.

Anyway, here’s to getting overdressed, singing karaoke at my favorite dive bar (Atlanta area folks are invited) and hopefully meeting a single lady who enjoys making out with a cute drink in a bar.

kiss-distinctly-american:

hungryghoast:

concepthuman:

mdxa:

Beatport top selling genre chart

Rip dubstep

[pulls lever and standards and flags bearing the sigil of house Deep House reveal and unfurl all around] At last we are out of hiding at last OUR MOMENT TRIUMPHANT

Dance music genre names are my favorite bits of the English language.

Metal subgenres remain unimpressed (looking at you Brutal Progressive Blackened Death Metal). Meanwhile, some of us hope for cross-pollination between the two genre groups, so things could get really nuts.

kiss-distinctly-american:

hungryghoast:

concepthuman:

mdxa:

Beatport top selling genre chart

Rip dubstep

[pulls lever and standards and flags bearing the sigil of house Deep House reveal and unfurl all around] At last we are out of hiding at last OUR MOMENT TRIUMPHANT

Dance music genre names are my favorite bits of the English language.

Metal subgenres remain unimpressed (looking at you Brutal Progressive Blackened Death Metal). Meanwhile, some of us hope for cross-pollination between the two genre groups, so things could get really nuts.

“According to data from RealtyTrac, the “top 10 places Baby Boomers are leaving the fastest” includes four Atlanta counties — Fulton, DeKalb, Clayton and Cobb. Fulton topped the list, losing an astonishing 21.9 percent of its Boomers between 2007 and 2013 (despite gaining 12,700 residents last year).”

GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDANCE.

(love you Mom and Dad, mean it, but your generation SUUUUUCKSSS)

No wonder I love ITP so much.

(Source: peachtreekeen)

emchughes:

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

Weird Al and I have the same grammar pet peeve.

(Source: iraffiruse)

megatronthefett:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie S’mores

Omg there are children on here. What is wrong with you!

This is filthy.

megatronthefett:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie S’mores

Omg there are children on here. What is wrong with you!

This is filthy.

(via invincibeard)

Well, that’s depressing.

Well, that’s depressing.

(Source: twitter.com)

Two for #tbt — a birthday eve photo of me when I was younger. #everyphotoisapictureofyouwhenyouwereyounger

Two for #tbt — a birthday eve photo of me when I was younger. #everyphotoisapictureofyouwhenyouwereyounger

party-wok:

erockisalive:

fuckyeahdoom:

Pallbearer Foundations of Burden (2014) Stream

RIFFS!!!! RIIIIIIFFFFFFSS!!!!!

HOLY SHIT

Some many guitars, sounding so good.

party-wok:

erockisalive:

fuckyeahdoom:

Pallbearer Foundations of Burden (2014) Stream

RIFFS!!!! RIIIIIIFFFFFFSS!!!!!

HOLY SHIT

Some many guitars, sounding so good.

#tbt Secret agent style

#tbt Secret agent style